Head over there, and see if you can tell what it wrote. Without touching anything, if possible.

You hop down off the table and cautiously approach the skeleton. Probably not a good idea to touch anything, yeah - a lot of this stuff looks really old, it could disintegrate at even the slightest-

Oops. This is so gross.

Well, the damage has been done. Might as well look at the paper.

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